We all know that KISS will but their name and faces on pretty much everything you can fucking think of. In the 90's that meant that KISS put out a limited line of KISS coffins, proving that just cause your dead doesn't mean you can't advertise and show off your love of the New York rock band. Unfortunately the KISS coffin has been unavailable to KISS's rapidly aging fanbase for years now, forcing loved ones to be buried in a less loud and tasteful coffins. Now thanks to Eternal Image, Inc. and the ever money hunger Gene Simmons, fans can die giving their last remaining pension dollars to the KISS Army and choose between two hot new coffin designs.
Start saving those pennies though, because these beauties sell for $3,999.00 and can be purchased here.
I wouldn't mind going this route, except I'm planning on being cremated. You need to do one of these up for an urn and then let me know.
ReplyDeleteThey did an urn but I don't know if they are still in production.
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