Black Eyed Peas either become Human, Disband, or Die
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| The Future is finally here, and it sucks. |
Not a lot to expand on beyond the headline. The Black Eyed Peas used to be a pretty good band, unfortunately they got really big. Now Will.iam (WTF name is that) thinks he's a pop songwriting genius, and the band believes they are innovating the future of pop and dance music. Their music used to be fun and enjoyable, but now their songs feel obviously engineered to be hits; oh and their incredibly more and more stupid. Sometimes the band will fuck up and still put out a decent song, but overall they suck dick; trying to be the Michael Bay Transformers 2 of music.
Evil Twist of Fate Option:
The Black Eyed Peas release a virus that destroys humanity, or spawn a robot army that destroys humanity. The Terminator move franchise tried to warn us, but we wouldn't listen. Help us Arnold, destroy these bastards.
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