12/12/10

Music Wishes for the New Year

 #9
Re-Kill
Michael Jackson





Music lost the King of Pop this past year, one of the greatest performers of all time. Dead, we all thought the world's children were finally safe from his one gloved hand. Sadly, MJ somehow moonwalked his way out of Hell and is now scarring the fuck out of our children by inhabiting their dreams. I won't go into detail on what exactly Michaeld does to these kids while in thier dreams; it's a really fucked up sleepover to say the least. The world needs to united and find some way to end this pervert's child invasion once and for all. For the children dammit, do it for the children.

Evil Twist of fate option:
Michael is dead and enjoying eternity in Heaven.

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