2/5/11

Hail Hail: Chuck Berry The Asshole

If you know anything about the history of Rock and Roll, than you know old Chuck Berry was there right towards the beginning and to many is considered the first true guitar god. Today at the earthly age of 87, Chuck Berry is considered a living legend; one of the few early greats still with us.

Chuck in 2007 doing his famous duck walk
In 1986 a tribute concert and documentary were planned to honor the Rock and Roll icon. Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards, and devoted follower of Chuck's music, put together a superb backing band and secured special guests like Eric Clapton, Julia Lennon, and Joe Walsh for the show. The documentary builds up the final concert with interviews from famous musicians about Chuck's legacy, a look into his personal life, and most importantly the band practices. Overall it's a solid documentary, affectionately paying dues to one of rocks greats and though Berry does come off as an obstinate perfectionist during rehearsals (notably cruel to Richards who idolizes him) those lumps are forgive by blockbuster performance Berry gives in the final concert showing, outshining all the special guests. The documentary should additionally gives Chuck's old bandmate Johnnie Johnson his long neglected due. Johnnie was a fabulous early Rock and Roll pianist who co-wrote many of Chuck's most famous compositions (though he received credit on few), and following the documentary was able to restart his musical career, playing on albums with Bob Weir, Eric Clapton, and George Thurogood, until his passing in 2005.

So with all these positives, why is this blog entry titled "Hail Hail: Chuck Berry The Asshole?" Well if you only watch the main documentary you'll most likely come away with a positive view towards Chuck and note that he put on a fantastic concert in 1986, but if you watch the shorter making of documentary that accompanies the DVD release of Hail! Hail! Rock N Roll, you'll undoubtedly have a different outlook.

You might find it strange that there's a documentary chronicling the making of a documentary about a tribute concert, and indeed the behind the scenes bonus documentary was not planned. Instead the film's director Taylor Hackford kept the cameras rolling before and after planned shots because he feared the movie would never actually be finished and wanted to make a sort of video diary chronicling the frustration he and the producers faced in putting this project together. This frustration came solely from one person, Chuck Berry, the film's obstinate star. The behind the scenes footage began when Chuck repeatedly failed to show up to planned shots; Chuck refused a ride to locations from the production staff. Worst still, after making the entire film crew wait hours for him to arrive, Chuck would call the producer and demand a bang of cash before he would appear. Yep a bad full of money, he wouldn't except a check, and he did this again and again throughout production demanding additional sums of money despite the fact that he was paid a large sum initially before the filming had even begun. The film makes it obvious that Chuck cares far more about bleeding the producers for as much money as possible than he does about showcasing his legacy or putting on a memorable concert.

This lack of desire to put on a quality show and instead focus solely on getting paid seems to transcend to Chuck's regular concert as well. As show in both documentaries, Chuck does not have a touring band instead forcing venues to provide one for him to perform with the instruction that they know all of his hit songs. No other information is given, like a setlist of the song order, and Chuck shows up to the concert five minutes before curtain (if your lucky) and leaves immediately after the shows conclusion. The show begins and ends purely on Berry's whim, and the supporting band simply tries to stay in tune with him. Of course since Chuck never meets with or warms up with his house band, making the shows notably jagged and uneven as the back up performers try to figure out what Chuck is playing. While the chance of seeing a legend is always tempting, when they put so little into their performance (Berry frequently forgets the lines to even his most famous songs) it's sad and disheartening.

 I could go on about how much of a dick Chuck is in the movie to the director, the producers, Keith Richards, and the rest of his band, but you can check that out for yourself if you are so inclined to see a legend being an asshole. Instead I feel I have to talk about the tribute concert the movie ends with. As I stated earlier, it is the highlight of the film where Berry kicks it into high gear and shows his superstar followers how rocking is done. The sad thing about it, that we learn from the behind the scenes documentary, is that it's all fake. Yep, the final concert is actually the best moments of two concerts. See they played the tribute concert as planned but immediately afterwards the producers (and the band members) realized that Chuck didn't know half the lyrics to his songs, and that his voice sounded horribly horse. Chuck had played an outdoor State Fair concert the night before without informing the production team and had strained his voice. Knowing that the film rested heavily on a big concert finish, the production team did a second concert the following night and provided cue cards for Chuck to read the lyrics off of. Chuck of course demanded a bag of cash to do this second concert, even though the event was only staged to make him look good and competent as a performer. Unfortunately for the producers, even with cue cards Chuck's voice still sounded like shit, so a few weeks later they had Chuck come into a recording studio to overdub his lyrics and guitar play. Of course they had to pay him to do this as well. So the final concert you see of Chuck Berry rocking the stage and performing all of his classic songs wonderfully is a lie; a product of Hollywood to make a tired star look brighter than he really was.

I rented the film Hail! Hail! Rock N Roll a couple of years ago after Chuck Berry cancelled a concert at Black Bear Casino. I was really excited for the show, spending the last couple weeks getting to know Berry's canon of music better, and thought the DVD would be the best substitution for missing the show. Turns out Chuck might have done me a favor in cancelling that show, saved me $60 plus the pain of seeing an old guitar legend make a fool of himself.

23 comments:

  1. Your an asshole. Chuck berry is a genius. Go cry yourself to sleep pussy. I'm sure your making someones life a living hell.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. If you and the author could both figure out there's still a difference between 'your,' and 'you're.'
      If you're not an idiot, stop fucking acting like one.

      Delete
    2. Berry just acted like his kind always does. The white folks lining up here to lick his ass are really the source of the problem. Anyway, he's dead.

      Delete
    3. Pal it is no secret that Berry was a genius...and a Jerk.

      Delete
  2. People who gush that Chuck Berry is a "genius" whilst calling others "assholes" are the biggest assholes themselves. At least the blogger didn't mention anything about breakfasts.

    ReplyDelete
  3. hey you're the asshole pal. he can say any lyrics he wants because he wrote them. plus those black guys that started out back then and started rock n roll got screwed on every contract they ever had. they were taken advantage of all the time while guys like pat boone made money off their songs. then the british invasion ripped off every lick he ever played. That concert wasnt fake. the director even said he killed it and outshined everyone. The crowd loved him 2. Chuck Berry is bitter from things that happened in the early years and thats understandable. just listen to little richard and bo didley. He might as well get what he can get now. He was 60 then, and in his late 80's now. Listening to a bunch of corporate suits from universal in hollywood is their version, but you gotta realize those early guys have a right to be bitter. Berry said he wrote a bunch of songs when he started out and alan freed and a guy he never met were co writers. Thats bullshit. Thwn bo didley said back then they got a half a penny for each record sold. they had to sell 2 to get a penny and where was the other 57 cents going with records costing 58 cents back then. He wasn't even allowed into the venue they played in when he was a kid because he was black. You probly grew up in the suburbs and don't know a thing about the projects or prison or predjudice. have some fuckin respect for one of the guys that started it all, wrote his own material, and is still thrilling audiences in his late 80's with his guitar playing and showmanship. I bet whoever you're favorite guitarists are wouldn't even be musicians if it wasn't for hearing Chuck Berry records. Like John Lennon said another word for Rock n' roll would be Chuck Berry. Don't judge a man until you walked in his shoes or shared his experiences you clown.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Face it. Berry was great, but also greatly flawed. Seriously flawed.

      Delete
  4. I was typin so fast I missed a d in bo diddley. sorry about that. another innovator. That comment got me so bullshit i cant even spell.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. you were drunk when you typed that barely coherent shit, right?

      Delete
  5. Whatever guy I guess you're entitled to your opinion. At least theres some dialogue going.

    ReplyDelete
  6. No, contrary to what these others say, I very much agree--and think this review of the film (as well as Berry's life) is spot-on. There's a reason a number of the good people of St. Louis don't want a monument....

    Yes, he was screwed early on (thanks "Anonymous" for the 5 cent psycho-analysis above). But ultimately, a jerk is a jerk, and Chuck Berry is very much a jerk; when not video taping women pee in his restaurant or video taping himself having sex w/ young groupies, Chuck spent his time from 1970s on having others pay for his "bitterness" (do I have this term right "Anonymous"?) regardless of skin color.

    Thanks for this post Muse-Zach --well written and--in short--right. Berry's best legacy will be his music as his life is largely a shamble of broken promises, lewd behavior, and (really) lies over lies. As Clapton pointed out after he partook in the film, looking back, he really wish he never met the man but rather would have just preferred only knowing the music.

    ReplyDelete
  7. Hey. Chuck Berry is known for not being the nicest guy in show business. Just because you idolize someone, doesn't make them a nice person. Take, for instance, when he refused to play Monterey Pop in 1967 unless he was paid. One of the producers said "Chuck, it's for charity". "Chuck Berry has only one charity; Chuck Berry."

    ReplyDelete
  8. Quinn, William and the crew are totally right. The people defending Chuck are mindless sheep, idiots, who can't accept the fact that his prime has been long gone. Nowadays, he is a massive douchebag and a disgusting pervert who spies women in bathrooms. Fucking awful.

    Even Brian Johnson, a very nice man himself, told that Chuck Berry, one of his own idols, was "the rudest man he ever met", and, in his own words, "a complete piece of shit".

    ReplyDelete
  9. This comment has been removed by the author.

    ReplyDelete
  10. God forbid anyone should mention his predilection for coprophagia. Chuck is known for being extremely unprofessional, examples being ;touring with 1 stage shirt and 1 guitar, being paid in cash BEFORE the show, and always hiring local pick-up bands to play behind him to save a few bucks. I have met Chuck thru work, and having met hundreds of "famous" people, he heads the list of biggest assholes.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Who gave you the right to judge Chuck Berry, let him rest in peace!

      Delete
  11. Rest in peace my arse, let him rot in hell. Took 2 hours of my life in '83 waiting for a show to start. He was the opener for Three Dog Night and refused to come out unless they gave him more $. He got more $ - all of 50 bucks more- he was nothing more than a piece of shit.

    ReplyDelete
  12. The idolizing and gushing over him when he died made me ill. Yes, I liked the music, but when I learned about him, I couldn't even look at him. I really hate when bad behavior gets overlooked or rewarded. From his sexual perversions to his making other musicians look bad by showing up right before a gig with a band he didn't even know to his demanding cash to avoid taxes, I can't say much good about him. Now I learn that his songs were largely co-writes. The man was a jerk and worse. Musical talent doesn't undo this in my book.

    ReplyDelete
  13. Agree with article and most of the comments. Been hearing from countless people for decades what a complete douche Chuck Berry is. No crocodile tears from me. Good riddance...

    ReplyDelete
  14. I admire his talent and contribution to the world of music. He lived near Wentzville, Mo and owned a restaurant in Wentzville. He was arrested and charged for having a concealed camera in the women's restroom. I'm just saying he was very talented, but that doesn't cancel out being an asshole.

    ReplyDelete
  15. I don't even think his music was any good. But yeah, I've heard plenty from my musician friends - some of whom took a gig with him as part of the "local band" (and only ever one b/c they wouldn't play with him again) - said he was a total anus.

    ReplyDelete