The Journey

I've decided to undertake a musical journey for the remainder of the year. Making a list of 25 bands, one by one I'm going to listen to the artist's entire discography, listening to each album at least three times, and writing a small review of each album. By the end I will hopefully have conquered some of the best artist and albums to date. Here's the list.

Billboard Blitz!!!!! 7-14

This week....looks a lot like last week.

Creedance to Reunite?

John Fogerty, Doug Clifford, Stu Cook

Transformers 3: Plot Makes No Sense

Alright movies fans, I'm gonna be completely honest with you. Transformers 3 was better than Transformers 2, but still fucking sucked. Why did it suck you ask, well, because it's a Transformers movie directed by Michael Bay, duh. We're not going to comment on that here, instead we're going to focus on the horribly stupid, makes no fucking sense plot. None of the previous Transformer movies had particularly inspiring or compelling plots, but god-dammit at least they weren't completely baffling and retarded and fucking contradicted the other movies. Here are five reasons why the plot of Transformers 3 is dumb.
(Spoilers ahead).

Hey Mr. Tambourine Man: The Ultimate Versions

Is Liam the Tambourine Man?

Billboard Blitz!!!!! 7-7

Beyonce is this week's Billboard Queen, but you know what her new album reminds me of....

Billboard Blitz!!!!!! 7-2

Another female rolls into Billboard's #1 spot.

Six Pack: Jack's Mannequin

Welcome to a new segment at Muse-Zach, Six Pack, were we run down six key songs from a group in question. Today we will be looking at Jack's Mannequin who will be in Duluth on Sunday playing a show at the Clyde Iron. Jack's Mannequin is a four piece Alternative-rock band from Orange Country, they currently have three studio albums out with a fourth due this summer.

Tuesday's New Music

Great New Music

Proably the most beautiful song I've heard in 2011 so far. It just captures you, I found myself singing along on my first listen.


TV On The Radio can do no wrong. They're funky, soulful, chaotic, and powerful on every release. Following two masterpieces, Return to Cookie Mountain and Dear Science, Nine Types of Light will undoubtedly be amazing.


Jack White + Danger Mouse = Ahhhhh Yeahhh That Shit is Awesome.

Cee Lo Green headed to Lollapalooza this summer according to his official website.

Bands expected to join him inclued:

Billboard Blitz!!!!!!!! March 31

Chris Brown lands atop the Billboard Top 10 as debuts once again storm the charts.

5 Reasons Sucker Punch Sucked

I was recently sucker punched when I paid $8 to see a piece of shit movie called Sucker Punch and sadly realized I was never going to see that money again. Fuck I should have bought the new Strokes album instead. At least the theater I saw it in served beer so the entire experience wasn't horrible. Here are the 5 reasons this film sucked:

The Office Sucks...Now

Oh Season 3 cast back when this show was still good



Concert Adventures: Nathan Rateliff

Billboard Blitz!!!!!!!!!!! May 10

Debuts Fight Their Way into the Top 10

 The Grammy hold loosens its grip this week. New releases are beginning to blossom and the old guards we've seen week after week are finally beginning to disappear further down the charts. So let's take a looksee, and maybe make a few new friends.

Weird Bands: The Mynach Birds

A band that featured both Neil Young and Rick "Superfreak" James

Johnny Flynn & The Sussex Wit coming to America. Fuck Ya!!!!

I absolutely love Johnny Flynn's 2010 album Been Listening. It is simply modern folk done to perfection with amazing vocals, lyrics, and band accompaniment. I found myself singing along to his album on the first listen, joining in on grand choruses their second to third run through. I've been told that his first album, 2008's A Larum, is even better, and I will certainly have it before going to see Johnny in May. Yep, Flynn and the boys are invading America for a month long tour, and I will with 100% certainty be at the Minneapolis date. Hope to see some of you music lovers there.

Bob Seger North American Tour

Corey Taylor Joining Velvet Revolver? Part 3